Randoms facts to spout at your Friends

-Wombats have square poop to stack like building blocks. Are their butts square shaped... Actually I don't wanna know.

-Three presidents, Founding Fathers in fact, died on July 4th.

-Tallest man ever was Robert Wadlow (8ft 11inch)

-The Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

-The oldest person to live was Jeanne Louise Calment (122 years old)

-Miss Piggy and Yoda were voiced by the same person.

-A movie called Psycho was the first movie EVER to show a toilet flushing (Don't ask me)

-The biggest pizza was 13,580 square feet. I wouldn't eat that unless I had an amazing medical insurance.

-Coca-Cola sells canned soup.

-Days on Venus are longer than years.

-It takes 570 gallons of paint to paint the exterior of the White House.

-Play-Doh started as a wallpaper cleaner.

-The longest place name in the world is *take a deep breath now y'all* Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. Whoof. That was hard y'all.

-German chocolate cake doesn't come from Germany.

-Hawaiian pizza was created in Canada.

-We think Santa Claus looks how he does because of some Coco-Cola ads. Ads ruin everything as I say.

-The person who designed the Pringle can's ashes are in a Pringle can. I am forever traumatized.

-In Switzerland it's illegal to own just one guinea pig. You have to have multiple.

-A flock of crows is known as a murder. Um, who exactly did they murder??? -The oldest your mom joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet thingie. That's an old mama right there.

-May 29th is the official 'Put a pillow on your fridge' day. Weeeeird. Maybe I should put a blanket up there too. Wait, you're saying it's not for the dust bunnies?

-Cherophobia is an fear of fun or happiness.

-7% percent of American adults think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Personally, I always thought there was only black and white cows and if you fed them chocolate they give you chocolate milk. (Hey, I was just a toddler.)

-This one's weird. Male goats pee on themselves to smell more attractive to the lady goats.

-During your life you'll produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

-The inventor of the frisbee's ashes got turned into a frisbee. I bet it crumbled lots.

-If Pinocchio said, 'my nose will grow now', his nose would either explode or shrink and grow constantly, forever.

-An eagle can pick up a young deer.

-Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday. at 4-10 A.M. (20% increase)

-In 2017, taking selfies killed more people than shark attacks.

-Top six foods that make you fart- Beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage, and milk.

-Read this backwards- Do geese see god?

-Baby octopi are the size of fleas.

-This Mayo Clinic (Great name) thingie was trying to find a cure for something or other and they made ''glow in the dark kitties. (I want one)''

-3% of the ice in Antarctica is penguin pee pee.

-Pirates wore earrings because they believed it protected them from drowning and gave them better eyesight. ''That's right Mister Pirate. Jump off the ship and watch how your earring protects you from drowning.''

-THE TWITTER BIRD HAS A NAME. HE IS LARRY.

-In the House of Parliaments, dying is illegal. If you heart attack, go shove yourself out the window boi because you ain't dying in here!

-March 20th is Snowman Burning Day. Goodbye Jeremy. Your sweet nose of carrot on the ground reminds me of this bitter- You know what? Stupid Jeremy. I never liked you anyways. BURRRRRN. (No offense to anyone named Jeremy.)

-In 2011, more than 33% of divorce filing included the word 'Facebook". That's harsh man.

-According to Genesis 1 20-22, THE CHICKEN CAME BEFORE THE EGG. MY LIFE HAS BEEN REVEALED. YES.

-Honeybees can get drunk on tree sap.

-Dolly Parton got last place in a Dolly Parton look-alike contest. My life is over-

-Millions of birds in the U.S.A. die from smashing into windows alone.

-George W. Bush was once a cheerleader.

-Each year more there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries happen in the U.S. I'm just not gonna ask-

-Franklin Roosevelt has Paraskavedekatriaphobia, fear of Friday the 13th.

-Grapes are fatally toxic to doggies and kitties.

-Before 1913, and this actually happened, it was legal to MAIL A BABY. It was cheap, so... (Warno. Do not mail your baby. It will not end well.)

-Seeing Eye dogs can ''poop on command. Dear little shnuffkins, please poop for me dahling.''